You must have heard a saying: Dogs are man’s best friend.
But...it is inevitable that there will be pig teammates among friends, haha!
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A few days ago, a man in Yichang, Hubei Province was playing by the river with his pet dog, a golden retriever.
The weather was just right, the sun was shining, the river was slightly cool, and one person and one dog had a great time.
But as the saying goes, extreme joy brings sorrow.
As soon as the golden retriever got excited, he forgot about the surrounding environment and accidentally slipped and fell into the water...
It was the first time that it came into contact with such deep water. At that time, it panicked and started pawing desperately.
Unfortunately, the river was very fast, and after a while, it was washed away.
The man was so frightened that he was worried about the safety of his pet dog. In desperation, he jumped into the river to be a hero and save the dog.
As a result...
The dog could not be rescued, but he was almost washed away by the rapids. The man hurriedly swam to a nearby shoal to wait for rescue.
While he was struggling for a while, the dog had already slowed down, and he swam ashore and ran away to have fun...
He didn't notice at all that his master was in danger, haha!
Golden Retriever: "Daddy, have you come down to play in the water too?"
The man was left alone in the middle of the river for two hours until he fainted. Only then was he discovered and called the police!
Although the weather was so warm, his heart felt cold:
"After all, I paid by mistake!"
After the firefighters arrived at the scene, they quickly picked up the man from the middle of the river in a rubber boat and gave him first aid along the way.
The man who narrowly escaped death did not forget to sigh:
"Oh, my God, I almost died..."
Fireman: "We are all professionals, and generally we don't laugh! Unless we can't help it!!!"
Really, poignant and funny!
After the incident was exposed, it became a hot topic:
After reading it, netizens joked:
"There must be another boss in the family who is Erha!"
Erha: "Your home is gone!!"
However, this incident also tells us: cherish life and walk your dog on a leash!
(Warm reminder: Summer is coming, and drowning accidents have entered a period of high incidence. Whether swimming or other water entertainment, be sure to pay attention to safety!)
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Anyone who owns a dog must have fantasized about it: Although they don’t expect them to contribute much to the family, they still want them to be reliable at critical moments. As a result...
I found that I was almost cheated!
For example, this Alaskan escaped from prison and ran away from home, but was sent to the police station, causing the owner to pay a fine hahahaha!
First line: People are sitting at home;
Second line: Fines come from heaven;
Horizontal line: Unexpected disaster.
An Alaskan dog "Anzai" in Nanjing, Jiangsu Province, opened his cage and ran out of his home for a walk while his owner wasn't paying attention.
Unexpectedly, just after taking a few breaths of fresh air, he was caught by a righteous passerby:
The passers-by saw Anzai’s size and were worried that it would hurt others, so they twisted it and took it to the police station.
The police took good care of it. They were worried that the dog would be hungry, and they also fed him a lot of food - a dozen duck naps, hundreds of millions of ham sausages...
As he fed it, he discovered that this dog was really good at eating. It had a huge appetite. If the owner didn't come, the police station would be devoured by it!
Fortunately, the owner soon discovered that his dog was missing and called the police immediately.
After listening to her description, the policeman cried with joy:
"You are the one I am looking for! Come and pick up the dog and pay for the food. Bah! Fine!"
Because the dog was in a public place without a leash or a dog tag, the policeman fined the owner 50 yuan for uncivilized dog-raising behavior.
The whole process was very catchy, and you really fell into a trap!
Anzai: He ran away from home and his strength cheated his mother.
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Maybe the probability of your dog cheating you to death is very small, but it is definitely not zero.
A netizen planned to take a swim, but the little bug thought he was drowning. He nervously followed his owner's movements by the swimming pool and was ready to rescue him at any time.
Finally the netizen stopped. It was a good time to rescue. The dog jumped...
Directly pressed down the owner who stood up to take a breath. Haha:
"Dad, hold on, I will come to save you right away!!"
"I T M...GuluGulu (choking water) Thank you! "
On a rainy day, the owner went out to do errands and happened to meet his dog coming back from a wild run outside.
The dog was very excited when he saw his owner, and ran over:
"Daddy, I want you to die..."
But he didn't want to think about the slippery road in the rain, and the foot brake failed, and he directly shoveled his owner to the ground!
The owner also wanted to hide, but unfortunately the dog charged too hard and had no time to dodge...
"Ah, ah, I can't stop the car, get out of the way!!"
"I wanted to hide, did you give me a chance?!"
Tsk, it hurts just looking at it!
The netizen was about to sit on the bench and eat instant noodles. Unexpectedly, the dog with "slippery feet" kicked the bench away:
"If you don't give it to me, you don't want to eat it either!"
Watching the netizen turn over on his back, he was sprinkled with hot noodle soup..
Gouzi still looked innocent:
"Oh, does it hurt from the fall? The ground is getting cooler~"
There is a saying: Evil starts from childhood.
The owner was going to the toilet at home, and the little puppy ran in. With a clear goal, he rushed to his feet and took the toilet paper away...and took it away:
"Now that the environment is so polluted, just wipe it with your hands!"
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Regarding the matter of the dog pitting the owner, I advise everyone to calm down, after all, they are not spared even with their own kind.
The little golden retriever saw the big golden retriever tug-of-war with its owner, and very loyally helped the dog brother - biting the golden retriever's big tail and pulling hard!
Little Golden Retriever: "Brother, let me help you!"
Brother Dog: "I really admire you, you idiot!"
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After reading these, are you panicking as a dog owner?
It’s useless to panic. The dog you choose will be pampered even on your knees, hahaha!